BUT I’M DONE!! 12:10 BAYbay!!!
Yes, another revision is on the near horizon (I don’t think there is such a thing as a near horizon, but it’s 12:11 now and whatnot) and my beginning and ending must be reworked, which means my middle will need some adjusting…but. This was a pretty darn big revision, so I’m releived/proud/ready to vege and read/ready to keep working/ready to sllllleeeepppp.
Oh, speaking of which, let me tell you about my experience tonight:
I knew I was already tired.
I didn’t want to nod off in my revisions and not hit my goal.
I begged Kissy face to run to the gas station and buy me a 5 hour energy shot,
which I have never tried, but always wondered about.
Drank half of said energy shot.
Tried to swallow.
Got it down.
10:30 pm — Stomach starts spasming and cramping!!!! Change to present tense for dramatic effect.
10:35 pm — Decide to type in the bathroom. Just in case.
11:00 pm — I’m getting close to being done with my revision. Hurrah!!! Why do I feel so funny???
11:30 pm — Notice I’m drooling while typing. Try to regain control of my mouth muscles.
11:45 pm — Start to shake reeeeealllllly bad. Pet my own hair and promise myself that we’ll never drink those evil energy shots ever again, will we precioussssss???
12:10 am — YAY! Revision pretty much done.
12:10.5 am — Sadly realize that my brain doesn’t feel like sleeping, despite my eyelid’s protests.
12:11 am — Decide to write stupid blog post I will probably regret.
12:18 am — Finish blog post. Say “screw revision,” submit unrevised blog post, and swallow benadryll (sp???) to counteract HORRIBLE AWFUL SHOULD BE ILLEGAL energy shot.
I love you all. SSSSSeriously. ♥